Laddle Rat Rotten Hut

I performed this parody (less than six minutes) on "LIttle Red Riding Hood" in 2008. Enjoy! Below the video is a script of the words

I am speaking, in case you can't catch them all.

Laddle Rat Rotten Hut

  • Wants pawn term, dare worsted laddle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner laddle cordage, honor itch offer lodge, dock, florist. Disk laddle gull orphan worry putty laddle rat cluck wetter laddle rat hut, an fur disk raisin pimple colder Laddle Rat Rotten Hut.
  • Wan Moaning, Laddle Rat Rotten Hut's murder colder inset.

  • "Laddle Rat Rotten Hut, heresy laddle basking winsome burden barter an shirker cockles.  Tick disk laddle basking tutor cordage offer groin-murder hoe lifts honor udder site offer florist.  Shaker lake!  Dun stopper laundry wrote!  Dun stopper peck floors!  Dun daily-doily inner florist, an yonder nor sorghum-stenches, dun stopper torque wet strainers!"

  • "Hoe-cake, murder," resplendent Laddle Rat Rotten Hut, an tickle laddle basking an stuttered oft. 

  • Honor wrote tutor cordage offer groin-murder, Laddle Rat Rotten Hut mitten anomalous woof.

  • "Wail, wail,  wail!" set disk wicket woof, "Evanescent Laddle Rat Rotten Hut!  Wares are putty laddle gull goring wizard laddle basking?"

  • "Armor goring tumor groin-murder's," reprisal laddle gull.  "Grammar's seeking bet.  Armor ticking arson burden barter an shirker cockles."

  • "O Hoe! Heifer gnats woke," setter wicket woof, butter taught tomb shelf, "Oil tickle shirt court tutor cordage offer groin-murder.  Oil ketchup wetter letter, an den --- O bore!"

  • Soda wicket woof tucker shirt court, an whinny retched a cordage offer groin-murder, picked inner windrow, an sore debtor pore oil worming worse lion inner bet.   Inner flesh, disk abdominal woof lipped honor bet, paunched honor pore oil worming, an garbled erupt.  Den disk ratchet ammonol pot honor groin-murder's nut cup an gnat-gun, any curdled ope inner bet. 

  • Inner laddle wile, Laddle Rat Rotten Hut a raft attar cordage, an ranker dough ball.  "Comb ink, sweat hard," setter wicket woof, disgracing is verse. 

  • Laddle Rat Rotten Hut entity bet rum, an stud buyer groin-murder's bet.

  • "O Grammar!"  crater laddle gull historically, "Water bag icer gut!   A nervous sausage bag ice!"

  • "Battered lucky chew whiff, sweat hard," setter bloat-Thursday woof, wetter wicket small honors phase.

  • "O Grammar, water bag noise!  A nervous sore suture anomalous prognosis!"

  • "Battered small your whiff, doling," whiskered dole woof, ants mouse worse waddling.

  • "O Grammar, water bag mouser gut!  A nervous sore suture bag mouse!"

  • Daze worry on-forger-nut laddle gull's lest warts.  Oil offer sodden, caking offer carvers an sprinkling otter bet, disk hoard-hoarded woof lipped own pore Laddle Rat Rotten Hut an garbled erupt.

  • MURAL:  Yonder nor sorghum stenches shut laddle gulls stopper torque wet strainers.

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