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Dear IT Support

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0

and noticed a slow down in the overall performance,

particularly in the flower, gifts and jewelry applications

that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs,

such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,

but installed undesirable programs
such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs

and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail.

What can I do?

Desperate Housewife


Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,

while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME

and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0

should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0

to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program

that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0

or reinstall another Boyfriend program.

These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I
personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support


My own suggestion to Desperate Housewife: go to the XXI toolkit.

Would you dare eat a poisonous tomato?

For a more modern perspective, got to the NFS toolkit.

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